Patti LaBelle

I'm no different than you.

I just sing the stuff that makes me smile, makes me feel like I didn't sell myself out.

So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.