The budget doesn't have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn't have much control over the budget. P. J. O'Rourke budgetcontrolgovernment Change image and share on social
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. P. J. O'Rourke livelongpeople Change image and share on social
When I'm in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me. P. J. O'Rourke carshout Change image and share on social
We all know the types who listen to Pete Seeger songs; even Pete admits they aren't interesting. P. J. O'Rourke admitinterestlisten Change image and share on social
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. P. J. O'Rourke diegoodmake Change image and share on social
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid. P. J. O'Rourke conservativeforeverhappy share on social
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. P. J. O'Rourke adultdealdrink Change image and share on social
Disney's Tomorrowland is deeply, thoroughly, almost furiously unimaginative. P. J. O'Rourke deeplydisneyfuriously Change image and share on social
Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes - the whole bag of tricks. P. J. O'Rourke antithesisbagblack share on social
