P. J. O'Rourke

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

If I make a move, like raise my eyebrows, some critic says I'm doing Nicholson. What am I supposed to do, cut off my eyebrows?

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.