P. J. O'Rourke

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

The government has once again made the right socially acceptable.