P. J. O'Rourke

I'm on Medicare now. If I go and have a big operation, it costs me nothing. It should cost me a little. I'm not rich, but I can afford a few grand if I have to have my appendix taken out. I can pitch in a little bit.

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These are some quotes by American author P. J. O'Rourke Comedian, who was born on November 14, 1947.

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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

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The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

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