P. J. O'Rourke

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.