Oscar Wilde

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned.

It's easier to forgive those who hurt you than those who hurt the people you love.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.