Top 25 Quotes by Oliver Reed

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

What's the point of staying sober?

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I'm really a pacifist.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.