Top 25 Quotes by Oliver Reed

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.