Top 25 Quotes by Oliver Reed

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I like the effect drink has on me.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.