Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes stand theater
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time. Norm MacDonald comediancomparedisease share on social
There are these showcase clubs where 14 guys will go on in a row and people are laughing at everything, and I'm like - 'I can't laugh that much. That's so weird to me.' Norm MacDonald clubguylaugh Change image and share on social
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. Norm MacDonald identicaljokeline Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
My parents brought us up in a very clever way, which was that they saw what we were interested in naturally, and then they encouraged whatever that may be. When I started sharing a keen interest in drama and the theater, instead of steering me away from it, they encouraged me to see plays and think about drama school. Kit Harington bringcleverdrama share on social