Noel Coward

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

In all animation, if it's done quickly, you'll know it. And if you're very slow and careful with it, it's going to look a little more beautiful. It's just compressing time into seconds.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

Exeter was, I suspect, more crucial in my life than in the lives of most members of my class, and conceivably, than in the lives of almost anyone else who ever attended the school.