Top 466 No-topic Quotes

I actually had a movie green lit at Disney the same week 'Burlesque' was green lit - a movie for Disney called 'Mash-Up', about a high school marching band.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.

And I remember that the editors wanted to have a witness to say that this was really the case, because it was a very sharp picture of the just the face, the head of the fetus inside the womb.

Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable.

The ignorant man always adores what he cannot understand.

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.

One ship drives east and other drives west by the same winds that blow. It's the set of the sails and not the gales that determines the way they go.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'

A prophet or an achiever must never mind an occasional absurdity, it is an occupational risk.