Top 466 No-topic Quotes

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.

I'm a bit of a scaredy cat. Personally, I don't like to be kept up at night.

The one thing about being on 'ER' that has changed is that I'm more easily recognizable.

A man is a very small thing, and the night is very large and full of wonders.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'

One ship drives east and other drives west by the same winds that blow. It's the set of the sails and not the gales that determines the way they go.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

Because language is the carrier of ideas, it is easy to believe that it should be very little else than such a carrier.

The bourgeoisie and the petty bourgeoisie have armed themselves against the rising proletariat with, among other things, 'culture.'

I find Shakespeare terrifying. When Simon Russell Beale does a speech, I understand every word of it, but if I did the same speech, people would be going, 'Huh? What?'