When I got my job on 'Parks,' it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me. Nick Offerman dreamyexcellentexist Change image and share on social
I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation. Nick Offerman appetitegoodhedonistic Change image and share on social
I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman. Nick Offerman actordependablehave Change image and share on social
When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those. Nick Offerman angelesbeambuild Change image and share on social
If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. Nick Offerman boxchicagodry Change image and share on social
You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and wait for your agent to call you, or you can go learn how to build a Shaker blanket chest with hand-cut dovetails. Nick Offerman actoragentblanket share on social
For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees. Nick Offerman bigcaliforniadrive Change image and share on social
I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and also in Kabuki dance and Kabuki theater. Nick Offerman chicagochoreographercombat Change image and share on social
I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk. Nick Offerman familyfishfisherman Change image and share on social
