Top 37 Quotes by Nick Offerman

I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.

I am a saxophone player.

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's just that simple.

And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

I also grew up building theatrical scenery. I spent many years building scenery as a large part of my income and that allowed me to really develop my shop skills.

I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.