Nick Offerman

I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.

And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I think when judges are in the position of authority, they really get bent out of shape when someone tells them they acted inappropriately.

The first time with artistic endeavors is, if it's working, it was your idea, and if it's not, it's somebody else's idea.