Nick Offerman

And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

The first time with artistic endeavors is, if it's working, it was your idea, and if it's not, it's somebody else's idea.

I think when judges are in the position of authority, they really get bent out of shape when someone tells them they acted inappropriately.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.