It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes artistic bend funny
My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities. Nick Offerman abilityachievementapproach Change image and share on social
If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day. Nick Offerman dayhomehour Change image and share on social
I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy. Nick Offerman allowfilmhairy Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
The first time with artistic endeavors is, if it's working, it was your idea, and if it's not, it's somebody else's idea. Tom T. Hall artisticendeavoridea Change image and share on social
I think when judges are in the position of authority, they really get bent out of shape when someone tells them they acted inappropriately. Matt Gonzalez actauthoritybend Change image and share on social
