My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes baby dui friend
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. Natasha Leggero pantrenotime Change image and share on social
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes. Natasha Leggero cuthamburgerjoke Change image and share on social
The corporations are shoving just the worst music down everybody's throats, and I think the result of that is that nobody has any taste. They have no bar as to what is good. Natasha Leggero badbarcorporation Change image and share on social
For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values. Taylor Swift arrestclubconcert share on social
We exist in this weirdly schizo culture, where sex is everywhere in the media, and yet, at the same time, you don't sit down and have a conversation about what you did in bed last night with your friends. Despite the ubiquity of sex, it's still a taboo when it comes to day-to-day conversation. Mary Roach bedconversationculture share on social
I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else. Peter O'Toole babystiffwork Change image and share on social