My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.
‐‐ Gene Hackman
My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much.
‐‐ Patrick Dempsey
My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of the industrial age, in which you are an appendage of a machine that sets the pace.
‐‐ Alvin Toffler
My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience.
‐‐ Alfred Molina
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
‐‐ Yul Vazquez
My wife and I water color, paint water colors.
‐‐ Gene Wilder
My wife and I, we don't leave the house; we have dinner at home.
‐‐ Jeff Greene
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
‐‐ Evel Knievel
My wife and I, we started a foundation about companion animal rescue, but there's a group called Performing Animal Welfare Society just outside of Sacramento... and they offered me a job as an elephant keeper.
‐‐ Tony La Russa
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
‐‐ Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were in a band and worked together on and off since we were 19 or 20.
‐‐ Atticus Ross
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away.
‐‐ Bill Hader
My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife.
‐‐ Bill Rancic
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.
‐‐ Chris Bohjalian
My wife and kids are the constituents I will be serving long after my days in Springfield are a distant memory.
‐‐ Peter Roskam
My wife and kids like the quiet and the countryside - I still find that kind of quiet hard to listen to.
‐‐ James McBride
My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.
‐‐ Martin Milner
My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.
‐‐ Dick Van Dyke
My wife, aside from being amazing in general, was really the catalyst in this, and I really owe a lot of the move to New York to her. She reminded me I've always wanted to do move to New York for theater and said, 'Let's stop talking about it and do it.'
‐‐ Josh Cooke
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
‐‐ Dave Chappelle
My wife attends a Presbyterian church.
‐‐ Pat Robertson
My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.
‐‐ Don Rickles
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.
‐‐ James Denton
My wife, Bojana, is a doctor; we both work intense hours and have months when we barely see each other. It isn't easy, but we realize nobody said it was supposed to be!
‐‐ Michael Weatherly
My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss.
‐‐ Don Rickles
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
‐‐ Cillian Murphy
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
‐‐ Rodney Dangerfield
My wife Cecily Adams was dying of cancer, my daughter Madeline was struggling to overcome an autism diagnosis, and my father was dying, all at the same time. Writing the journal was a cathartic experience, and an extremely positive one.
‐‐ Jim Beaver
My wife changes the way that I dress. She makes me dress nicer than I want to dress. I feel like I perpetually dress like a 14-year-old boy, and she makes me stand up straight and wear clean clothes.
‐‐ Adam Driver
My wife Ciera and I can stand face-to-face in our kitchen and stare into each other's eyes and talk for three hours without noticing that any time has passed. She is the kind of gal I spent a lifetime daydreaming about. She is an actor and a creative companion.
‐‐ Jim Parrack
My wife collects knickknacks.
‐‐ Sidney Poitier
My wife comes from a foodie family so I've been indoctrinated into that. I had sweetbreads the other night, and I have to say, not my favorite thing in the world You're eating a gland.
‐‐ Armie Hammer
My wife comes most of the times I teach and stands on the front row to help me. She's been wonderfully supportive.
‐‐ Clayton M. Christensen
My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like that. She is a completely intertwined partner. She is the other half of me. Also, we're still very much in love with each other. We always have been, we always will be.
‐‐ Michael Caine
My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.
‐‐ Big Boi
My wife could give a rip about comic books, but she loves 'Arrow,' and she loves 'The Flash,' and she likes them because of the characters.
‐‐ Andrew Kreisberg
My wife, Cristina, is an amazing mother, and I know by the time I get back home, she's ready for a break. Cristina will say, 'Enjoy your nap on the plane.' That's the most sleep I'll get after I hear those voices railing, 'Let's play Daddy Monster!'
‐‐ Thomas Gibson
My wife, Daniela, and I live in an old house from 1810 with three fireplaces at the end of a dead-end dirt road on Cape Cod, so I turn the trees into firewood for us and a friend of mine sells the rest.
‐‐ Sebastian Junger
My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.
‐‐ Gary Lineker
My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant.
‐‐ John James Audubon
My wife didn't like Hollywood or its stars, but she made an exception when, in 1972, we were invited to dinner - cooked by Frank Sinatra.
‐‐ Dick Van Dyke
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.
‐‐ Curtis Sliwa
My wife, Dixie, is evangelical Christian. We met in the Reagan White House, when she was a student intern. We're members of the Horizon Christian Fellowship Church.
‐‐ Dinesh D'Souza
My wife does wish I dressed better.
‐‐ Sean Hannity
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
‐‐ Lee Trevino
My wife doesn't cook, so we eat out every night. It's not fine dining or anything - we're not fancy people.
‐‐ Howie Mandel
My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me.
‐‐ Lou Holtz
My wife doesn't like me eating doughnuts. I love doughnuts.
‐‐ Gregorio Sablan
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
‐‐ Henny Youngman