Moon Unit Zappa

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.

I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't.

I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.

To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line.