Moon Unit Zappa

I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.

To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line.