Molly Ivins

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion.

Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.

I'm quite content to spend my life helping young people find themselves. I've had my fill of politics.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.