Moe Howard

Only fools are positive.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Political differences will always generate a healthy debate, but over time the dialogue has become more hateful and at times violent.

Rebels in Darfur have learned the value of mobilizing western human rights groups to prolong wars, and this lesson is working gloriously for them.