Minnie Pearl

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

Show business is made up of disappointments, and it's through life's disappointments that you grow.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'