Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

In the subprime mortgage industry, bankers handed out iffy loans like candy at a parade because such loans meant revenue and, hence, bonuses for executives in the here-and-now.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.