Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

My son is a Liverpool fan, and he was already kicking a ball before he was one. He was born in the football city; he had no choice.

I am a big one for subtlety and empathy. My dad was softly spoken and didn't carry his honours and accomplishments for everyone to see.

In reality, Afghanistan has functioned as a nation-state for more than two centuries, and its army and bureaucracy reach back to the 19th century.