Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

The blessing that this film business has given me is that when I walk into a school I automatically have everyone's attention. They want to hear what the guy from 'Con Air' and 'Desperado' has to say.

A teacher must believe in the value and interest of his subject as a doctor believes in health.

In reality, Afghanistan has functioned as a nation-state for more than two centuries, and its army and bureaucracy reach back to the 19th century.