Top 113 Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting to go by a different name, and then it just kind of stuck.

I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

I want pockets in my dresses. I put pockets in everything! I want pockets inside my pockets.

I'm a huge 'Ghostbusters' fan. I've seen it, like, 10,000 times, so I couldn't be more looking forward to a reboot.

Nothing's more charming than someone who doesn't take herself too seriously.

My parents are kind and accepting. Because so many of my friends were gay, it was just an accepted thing in my house. I was very lucky.

The average size of a woman is 14.

I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.

I don't sleep, but I've got two little kids that don't sleep, either.

I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.