Top 113 Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

I laugh my head off every day with my husband and my kids, who are mooning me and singing me songs.

Famous doesn't mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn't mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better.

I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting to go by a different name, and then it just kind of stuck.

I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue.

I want pockets in my dresses. I put pockets in everything! I want pockets inside my pockets.

Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that.

I've watched women being hideously unattractive, personality-wise and physically, all the time. But these women never end up on screen.

My parents are kind and accepting. Because so many of my friends were gay, it was just an accepted thing in my house. I was very lucky.

The average size of a woman is 14.