Top 113 Quotes by Melissa McCarthy

I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue. I always wonder: Who's her weird friend? I like the oddballs.

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.

I feel intensely guilty for working... You have to be able to provide for your kids. But I feel like it's a weird modern phenomenon that you always feel guilty for it.

Ben and I live like hermits. The night of a concert, we'll be like, 'Do you think we can get tickets?' And everybody is like, 'No, why didn't you do this earlier?'

I just think we tear down women in this country for all these superficial reasons, and women are so great and strong.

People don't stop at a size 12. I feel like there's a big thing missing where you can't dress to your mood above a certain number.

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.

I did not actually run down a deer for 'Tammy,' I promise.

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's, like, my favorite thing on earth.

Part of being young is you think gaining 6 lbs. is the end of the world.