Megan Fox

I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I grow daily to honour facts more and more, and theory less and less. A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing; a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.