Megan Fox

I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I have a lot of kids in my district who haven't been to the beach, much less Washington, D.C., and that's 20 miles away.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I feel so at home on the stage, and I love making people happy with my music. Whatever I have to go through to make that happen and get that sunshine is worth it.