Top 15 Quotes by Matt Roper

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These are some quotes by British author Matt Roper Comedian.

If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.

If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.

Matt Roper

I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'

I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'

Matt Roper

Successful writers say you should never work from a desk with a view, and the view I have from this one is a huge distraction. There's a garden bursting with fresh vegetation, and just beyond the high wall at the end of it, I can see the sign of the local pub across the road. Distractions, eh? I'm so easily led.

Matt Roper

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.

Matt Roper

We must remember to enjoy ourselves.

We must remember to enjoy ourselves.

Matt Roper

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

Matt Roper

I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it.

I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it.

Matt Roper

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

Matt Roper

Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?

Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?

Matt Roper

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

Matt Roper

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