Matt Roper

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'

Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.

I have also seen children successfully surmounting the effects of an evil inheritance. That is due to purity being an inherent attribute of the soul.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.