Top 486 Marriage Quotes

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Chris Rock

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

Charlie Sheen

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

George Eliot

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Sam Ewing

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

George Gobel

Marriage encourages the men and women who together create life to unite in a bond for the protection of children.

Marriage encourages the men and women who together create life to unite in a bond for the protection of children.

Jack Kingston

Long-term relationships are an everyday choice. It's harder to be in a marriage than it is to bounce from one relationship to the next.

Long-term relationships are an everyday choice. It's harder to be in a marriage than it is to bounce from one relationship to the next.

Pink

The institution of marriage should be re-examined because of its overwhelming claustrophobia. The odds are stacked against spontaneity and effervescence. It's an institution that was brought about for the sake of family and children, but biologically, it's very unnatural. It's masochism and torture the way it's been organized.

Peter Beard

A religious approach to marriage is the idea that if we work hard enough at something, we can earn the acceptance, approval, and life we think we deserve because of our obedient performance.

A religious approach to marriage is the idea that if we work hard enough at something, we can earn the acceptance, approval, and life we think we deserve because of our obedient performance.

Tullian Tchividjian

I have a series of splintered relationships. Why should I get married again? It's a miserable compromise at best. But I believe in marriage and still have fantasies about it.

I have a series of splintered relationships. Why should I get married again? It's a miserable compromise at best. But I believe in marriage and still have fantasies about it.

Brooke Hayward

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