George Gobel

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

I broke with my religion in college.

In early 1993, when I was 12, I was separated from my family as the Sierra Leone civil war, which began two years earlier, came into my life.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!