Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles! Mark McKinney anklebitepeople Change image and share on social
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway. Mark McKinney markplayscott Change image and share on social
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. Mark McKinney bakebreadfreshly Change image and share on social
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy. Mark McKinney abandoncanadajoke Change image and share on social
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! Mark McKinney bouquetpick Change image and share on social
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off. Mark McKinney coldfallhead Change image and share on social
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night. Mark McKinney dancedaygolfing Change image and share on social
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? Mark McKinney drinkthirstytoilet Change image and share on social
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. Mark McKinney bunnylovenumb Change image and share on social
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. Mark McKinney braindrinksize Change image and share on social
