I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes drink thirsty toilet
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. Mark McKinney braindrinksize Change image and share on social
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. Mark McKinney bunnylovenumb Change image and share on social
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me? Mark McKinney marrysinglewrong Change image and share on social
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off. Sloane Crosley amazeauthoritydegree share on social
Topsoil is a place of digestion. It sucks and chews things into smaller pieces. When it's hungry, it turns grey and stony; when it's thirsty, it opens thousands of cracked lips. Subsoil is more skeletal: it doesn't digest. Alice Oswald chewcrackdigest share on social
James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond. Ken Follett amusebondcigarette Change image and share on social