Marjane Satrapi

Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

The information I have about Iran is second hand.

When the market goes to hell, it's more of an opportunity than a problem.

Now that I'm gettin' old enough to get some money, I'd like to have some money. I don't get much made, I need to conquer a big chunk of money. Not quit playin' but quit playin' so hard.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.