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When the world is so complicated, the simple gift of friendship is within all of our hands. Maria Shriver complicatefriendshipgift Change image and share on social
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families. Maria Shriver controlfamilyfunny Change image and share on social
Women somehow get portrayed as one type. You're either a feminist or you're not. You're a working woman or you're not. I'm raising two girls, and I say to them, 'I need you to be strong and soft. You can be smart and beautiful... You can be all of these things.' Maria Shriver beautifulfeministgirl share on social
I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees. Captain Beefheart animaljoshuaneighbour Change image and share on social
My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner burycookiehusband Change image and share on social
I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like 'em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that's the only way I can eat them. Sherri Shepherd broccolicarrotcheese share on social