Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window. Maria Bamford creategodhouse Change image and share on social
I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell. Maria Bamford charactercomicjoke Change image and share on social
It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much. Maria Bamford complimentlovepeople Change image and share on social
Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices. Maria Bamford hearschizophreniavoice Change image and share on social
I thought that when you have more success that you'd feel more buoyed or feel more confident. But in fact my brain has the gift of switching it around and saying, 'Now people are expecting something. Now you're really going to let people down.' Maria Bamford brainbuoyconfident share on social
I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something. Maria Bamford brainfindfulfill Change image and share on social
I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming. Maria Bamford charmclearfather Change image and share on social
I love that vision-board thing where you cut out pictures that resonate with you so they'll manifest. I've done that since I was three; I cut out pictures of ladies from the JCPenney catalog. Maria Bamford boardcatalogcut Change image and share on social
I was raised in Duluth, Minnesota, where you never say that you're cold, or that you're suffering, and you listen politely to people, even if you disagree with them completely. Then you say passive-aggressive things later. Maria Bamford aggressivecoldcompletely share on social
I think the Internet has made it easier for people to connect with things that they really like, as well as provide a more personal experience, of 'I found this!' and then you can pass it to friends. Maria Bamford connecteasyexperience Change image and share on social
