I've been stopped a few times by people who want to say, 'Hi.' But I'm an introverted person, and the idea that I'd have to talk to people all the time seems a little overwhelming. Maria Bamford haveideaintrovert Change image and share on social
I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality. Maria Bamford confidentextroverthyper Change image and share on social
I love that vision-board thing where you cut out pictures that resonate with you so they'll manifest. I've done that since I was three; I cut out pictures of ladies from the JCPenney catalog. Maria Bamford boardcatalogcut Change image and share on social
When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to. Maria Bamford halfinterpretjoke Change image and share on social
I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell. Maria Bamford charactercomicjoke Change image and share on social
I thought that when you have more success that you'd feel more buoyed or feel more confident. But in fact my brain has the gift of switching it around and saying, 'Now people are expecting something. Now you're really going to let people down.' Maria Bamford brainbuoyconfident share on social
I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed. Maria Bamford bedcosfact share on social
Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice. Maria Bamford challengedeprecateexpress Change image and share on social
I love support groups, people talking about their feelings. Maria Bamford feelinggrouplove Change image and share on social
My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can. Maria Bamford facebookmeetminute Change image and share on social