My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can. Maria Bamford facebookmeetminute Change image and share on social
I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it. Maria Bamford anonymouschatday share on social
I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer. Maria Bamford hardhearinterview Change image and share on social
My dad actually had business cards made up with my sister's website and my website and all of our information. And he hands them out to people he meets. Maria Bamford businesscarddad Change image and share on social
I am a wild orchid of comedy, so I can only do well under specific conditions... There are people who I think can do any room, and do stadiums and thousand-seat theaters, and then there are people like me who just perform for my parents. Maria Bamford comedyconditionorchid share on social
I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere. Maria Bamford sinceresingertrouble Change image and share on social
Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice. Maria Bamford challengedeprecateexpress Change image and share on social
The Internet makes everything much less mysterious. Maria Bamford internetmakemysterious Change image and share on social
I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening. Maria Bamford creativelyfindlisten Change image and share on social
I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in that. Maria Bamford activitycreativeenjoy Change image and share on social
