My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can. Maria Bamford facebookmeetminute Change image and share on social
I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it. Maria Bamford anonymouschatday share on social
I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer. Maria Bamford hardhearinterview Change image and share on social
My dad actually had business cards made up with my sister's website and my website and all of our information. And he hands them out to people he meets. Maria Bamford businesscarddad Change image and share on social
I am a wild orchid of comedy, so I can only do well under specific conditions... There are people who I think can do any room, and do stadiums and thousand-seat theaters, and then there are people like me who just perform for my parents. Maria Bamford comedyconditionorchid share on social
I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere. Maria Bamford sinceresingertrouble Change image and share on social
The Internet makes everything much less mysterious. Maria Bamford internetmakemysterious Change image and share on social
I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It's a completely personal choice. Maria Bamford beliefchoicecomedy share on social
People get really irritated by mental illness. Maria Bamford illnessirritatemental Change image and share on social
The bigger the crowds get, the more nervous I get. I actually am very comfortable with a half-filled room of people who are slightly disinterested and are irritated at a Barnes & Noble. Maria Bamford barnebigcomfortable Change image and share on social
