I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere. Maria Bamford sinceresingertrouble Change image and share on social
The Internet makes everything much less mysterious. Maria Bamford internetmakemysterious Change image and share on social
I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening. Maria Bamford creativelyfindlisten Change image and share on social
My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to... ' The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can't get out fast enough. Maria Bamford ampanxietycall share on social
People get really irritated by mental illness. Maria Bamford illnessirritatemental Change image and share on social
I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it. Maria Bamford anonymouschatday share on social
I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It's a completely personal choice. Maria Bamford beliefchoicecomedy share on social
As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time. Maria Bamford comedianfunmake Change image and share on social
The bigger the crowds get, the more nervous I get. I actually am very comfortable with a half-filled room of people who are slightly disinterested and are irritated at a Barnes & Noble. Maria Bamford barnebigcomfortable Change image and share on social
Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices. Maria Bamford hearschizophreniavoice Change image and share on social