Margaret Thatcher

Pennies do not come from heaven. They have to be earned here on earth.

You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.

If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.

A myth is a lie that conceals or reveals a truth. But if it reveals even a strand of history or truth, that's what gets my adrenaline going.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.