Mae West

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I don't really go out that much, if I'm honest. I'm quite a recluse. If I had my way, I'd probably be at home most of the time with a book and a cup of tea or glass of wine.

I'm not a morning person: I can't function until I've had a coffee - or several.