I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cook dinner dog
I am a collection of thoughts and memories and likes and dislikes. I am the things that have happened to me and the sum of everything I've ever done. I am the clothes I wear on my back. I am every place and every person and every object I have ever come across. I am a bag of bones stuck to a very large rock spinning a thousand miles an hour. Macaulay Culkin backbagbone share on social
It drives me crazy when your parents try to read your mind. It's even worse when they try to read your mail. Macaulay Culkin badlycrazydrive Change image and share on social
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time. Maybe they could vouch for me. Maybe they could testify to my existence and save a part of me that thinks I'm no better than a bag of potato chips. Macaulay Culkin acquaintancebagcall share on social
I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio. Drake Bell doglivename Change image and share on social
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it. Nikki Cox cookfrighteninglylife Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social