Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

I had a career. His name was Ike.

I had this wild imagination. I was never me. All my childhood photos, I'm in fancy dress, playing a Russian refuge or Marvelous Mad Madam Mim.