Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

The American people need no course in philosophy or political science of church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman.

Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either.

It is characteristic of science that the full explanations are often seized in their essence by the percipient scientist long in advance of any possible proof.