Lyndon B. Johnson

We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.