Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes baby bill jack
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. Lyndon B. Johnson chewdumbfart Change image and share on social
We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else. Lyndon B. Johnson choosegateguardian Change image and share on social
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. Lyndon B. Johnson catchhailhave Change image and share on social
What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves. Sam Brownback billbookcivic Change image and share on social
I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else. Peter O'Toole babystiffwork Change image and share on social
When you act for a living, you are lucky enough to get to say things you really want to say. You get lines that you look forward to, lines that jump out like a jack-in-the-box; you're thinking: 'Wait till you hear this.' Kenneth Cranham actboxforward share on social