Lyndon B. Johnson

We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

Every Democrat on Capitol Hill professes to be a fiscal hawk.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

You don't try to do anything that Morgan Freeman does. He was the voice of God in a movie. That's Morgan Freeman!