Lyndon B. Johnson

We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

I am a Christian. My husband and I belong to the Episcopal Church.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.

Exeter was, I suspect, more crucial in my life than in the lives of most members of my class, and conceivably, than in the lives of almost anyone else who ever attended the school.