Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else.

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.

Women ought to be fully guarded by law in all rights of property, labor, profession, etc.; but, roughly stated, the voting population ought to represent the fighting population.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

Without effective protection of the citizens' right to property, it will be difficult to attract and accumulate valuable capital.